SOMEWHERE SOUTH VIETNAM
Dear Civilians, Friends, Drafts Dodgers, Etc,: In the very near future the undersigned will once again be in your midst, dehydrated and desmoralized, to take his place again as human being with the well knew form of freedom and justice for all; engage in life, Liberty and the somewhat delayed pursuit of Happiness. In making your joyus preparations to welcome him back into organized society you might take certain steps to make allownces for the crude enviroment which has been his miserable lot for the past twelve months. In other words he might a little asiatic from the Vietnameseitis and Overseasitis, and should be handle with care. Don't be alarmed if he is infected with all forms of rare tropical diseases. A little time in the " Land of the Big PX " will cure this malady. Therefore, show no alarm if he insist in carrying a weapon to the dinner table, looks around for his steelpot when offer a chair, or wakes you up in the middle of the night for guard duty. Keep cool when he pours gravy in his dessert at dinner. Pertent not to notice if he eats with his fingers instead of silverware and perfers C-rations to steak. Take it with a smile when he insist on diggin up the garden to fill sandbags for the bunker he is building. Be tolerant when he takes his blanket and sheet off the bed ahnd puts them on the floor to sleep on. Abstain from saying anything about powdered eggs, dehydrated potatoes, fried rice, fresh milk or ice cream. Do not be alarmed if he jumps up from the dinner table and rush to the garbage can and wash his dish with a toilet brush. After all this has been his standard. Also if it start to rain pay no attention to him if he pulls off his clothes, grab a bar of soap and a towel and runs outdoors for a shower. When in his daily conversation he utters such thing as "Xin Loi" and "Choi Hoi", just be patient, and simply leave quietly if he by some chance he utters "Di Di" with an irritated look on his face because it means no less that "Get out of here." Do not let it shake you if he picks up the phone and yells "Typhone forward, sir" or says "Roger out" for "Good by" or simply shouts "Working!" Never ask why the Jones son had a higher rank than he had, and by no means mention the term "Extend". Pertent not to notice if at a restaurant he calls the waitress "Numba one girl" and uses his hat as an ashtray. He will probably keep listening for "Homeward Bound" to sound off over AFRS. If he does, comfort him for he is still reinacing. Be specially watchful when he is in the presence of a woman especially a beautiful woman, after all he hasn't seen one in Vietnam. Above all, keep in mind that tanned, and rugged exterior there is a heart of gold (the only thing he has left). Treat him with kindness, tolerance and you will be able to rehabilitate that which was once (and is now a hollow shell of the happy-go-lucky guy you use to know and loved. Last, but not least, send no more mail to the APO. Fill the ice box with food, get the civies out the mothball, fill the car with food, get the women and the children off the street......... BECAUSE THIS MAN COMING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------- His Signature
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